The Most Miserable Time of the Year

"The Most Miserable Time of the Year"
12/20/09 (Cheers to Andy Williams!)

It's the most miserable time of the year
The forced shopping, the shouting
The pushing, the pouting
Hey, where's that good cheer?
It's the most material time of the year

It's the cruelest time of the year
The bitching, the moaning
"I want a cell phone!"-ing
(to glue to my ear)
It's the whiniest time of the year

It's the nastiest time of the year
The traffic, no parking
The honking, the barking
"Hey, blow it out your ear!"
It's the rudest time of the year

Still be grateful and happy
Stay snug in your Snuggie
Spring soon will be here
THAT's the most wonderful time of the year!